oh mi dog! It'zza d-o-g!

sum time ago, mi brudder mike an hiz girlfrend mandy did sumthin dat I found to be very surprisin.

dey got a d-o-g!

a harris getzza d-o-g an not a cat? 

well, mike wuz sendin pikshurz, an mi mom an dad thot he wuz cute.

den, one day, dey came home frum a trip to noo york city akshooly smelling like d-o-g!

 when da little bugger finallee had all hiz shotz ... he made da trip owt to lon guyland.

an heer he iz ... makin hiz way up MI steps to torcher me.

in hid in da closet.

lookit dat stoopid smile!

duhr.

well ... thank dog he duzzen't live heer becuz dat wood jus smell up mi howse.

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werkz every time ... i am jus sayin

ATTENSHUN:  mi mom haz taken care uv da stoopid werd verificashun!  u may comment widowt da feer uv not bein able to reed dat stuff!

brudderz an sistahz,

i wanna share a secret wid u ...

it'z wut I like to call "never fail!" an I hav stoopid joba to thank fer it.

sum time ago, mi mom put a litter box in her bedroom becuz joba wuz in da howse an I wooden't go in da basement to yooz da box an dat can leed to problemz. 

I hav discovered dat if i start diggin an diggin ... arownd 5ish ... EVERY MORNING ... an do mi bizness (da smelliest bizness) mi mom will wake up to cleen it owt IMMEDIATELY!

dis iz grate fer 3 reezonz:

#1-she'z up so she mite az well feed us

#2-da litter box iz ALWAYS cleen

and #3-one time she diden't heer me diggin an diggin an thot da aroma in da room came frum da udder side uv da bed ... an dat wood be mi dad. i am still laffin about dat!

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remind me to tell u abowt da D-O-G dat comez to vizit.

duhr.

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speekin uv vizitin ... thank u fer findin me an takin da time.

yer frend,

jh

wut I hav been doin

well, az u may or mayen't know, i went frum bein a owtdoor cat to a indoor  cat becuz uv joba (hoo, altho he is still stoopid, he iz notta kitten anymore.) las week i venchered owtta da howse an into da grate owtdoorz.  it wuz warm, eksitin, an sumwut relaxin ...

In fact ... Heer I am relaxin on da grill ... A old favrit!

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tryin to blog yoozin da iPad iz sumwut tedious. I hate da spell an grammar check.  fer dog sake!  I know wut I am doin!

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In udder nooz ... Mi teem, da noo york yankeez, iz havin a tuff go uv it.

i am jus sayin'.

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mi mom an I ar watchin game uv thronez. 

ar u? 

I noo I cood cownt on mi mom.

It jus took a little bit uv werk an $6.99 an

voila!  a pikshur uv yerz trooley

life iz grate ... an so iz mi mom!

da end!

brudderz an sistahz

i am tryin sumthin noo ...

i am tryin a noo blog dat i can yooz wid not too much trubbel.

mi nex step iz to figyer owt how to put up sum piksherz.

i figyer dat now iz az good a time az any becuz mi mom iz owtta da skool an she can pretend to help me.

yooz yer imajinashun ...

dis iz (not) a piksher uv me smilin an wavin at yoo.

yer frend,

jh