Saturday, June 29, 2013

werkz every time ... i am jus sayin

ATTENSHUN:  mi mom haz taken care uv da stoopid werd verificashun!  u may comment widowt da feer uv not bein able to reed dat stuff!

brudderz an sistahz,
i wanna share a secret wid u ...
it'z wut I like to call "never fail!" an I hav stoopid joba to thank fer it.
sum time ago, mi mom put a litter box in her bedroom becuz joba wuz in da howse an I wooden't go in da basement to yooz da box an dat can leed to problemz. 
I hav discovered dat if i start diggin an diggin ... arownd 5ish ... EVERY MORNING ... an do mi bizness (da smelliest bizness) mi mom will wake up to cleen it owt IMMEDIATELY!
dis iz grate fer 3 reezonz:
#1-she'z up so she mite az well feed us
#2-da litter box iz ALWAYS cleen
and #3-one time she diden't heer me diggin an diggin an thot da aroma in da room came frum da udder side uv da bed ... an dat wood be mi dad. i am still laffin about dat!
...
remind me to tell u abowt da D-O-G dat comez to vizit.
duhr.
...
speekin uv vizitin ... thank u fer findin me an takin da time.
yer frend,
jh

14 comments:

  1. Dear Brudder - It's good to see you bloggin' again. It has inspired us to get our momma to git of her freeloadin' bum and work fer us again on our blog. We sure like yer new blog look. And, might we say, you are lookin' pretty good yerself! Hope yer having' a good time wif yer mom fer summer vacation! (don't let her slack too much!)

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    1. brudderz get yer mom to werk! she iz drinking enuff coffee. I am jus sayin

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    1. hiya AB ... I am sendin mi luv to da grate roche'

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  3. Housepanther RUSH and Tortie MYSTY say WE love to see your blog back in action, Jeter! You are the best Cat Blogger and a 77 All-American Good Guy.

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    1. housepanther Rush an tortie Mystie. U havta start blogging!

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  4. Brava, Mrs. Jeter's Mom! I hated having to ask my mom to do the word verification for me.

    Wow! You have your own personal litter box in the bedroom? Oooh, my mom will never hear the end of this one.

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  5. well ... at 5ish every mornin mi mom duzzen't jeer da end uv it either, 'kaika

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    1. I knew that. My mom hates spellcheck, too.

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  6. Still as handsome as ever, jh. Hey, sorry to hear about your Yankees. But guess what? I have some friends holidaying in NYC at the moment, and they went to a Yankees game this week! They have their priorities straight.

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    1. 'ello mate-ess! (iz dat wut u wood call a female mate!)
      yeah ... mi yankeez rite now? no so much!

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  7. Hahaha dood, that's great. I wish my box was placed in a way I could get service like that. I have to wait until 7:30 in the morning for food! SEVEN THIRTY! That's just...wrong.

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