Sunday, June 30, 2013

oh mi dog! It'zza d-o-g!

sum time ago, mi brudder mike an hiz girlfrend mandy did sumthin dat I found to be very surprisin.
dey got a d-o-g!
a harris getzza d-o-g an not a cat? 
well, mike wuz sendin pikshurz, an mi mom an dad thot he wuz cute.
den, one day, dey came home frum a trip to noo york city akshooly smelling like d-o-g!
 when da little bugger finallee had all hiz shotz ... he made da trip owt to lon guyland.




an heer he iz ... makin hiz way up MI steps to torcher me.
in hid in da closet.
lookit dat stoopid smile!
duhr.
well ... thank dog he duzzen't live heer becuz dat wood jus smell up mi howse.
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16 comments:

  1. cleerly I had more to say ... anna little bit uv editin to do (I hid in da closet... duhr) but dis iPad iz so tricky ....
    oh well ...

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  2. oh my jeter pie! he's a bit qyoot but still..... a d-o-g??

    smiles, yab
    xoxoxo

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    1. shhhhh ... don't tell but I like him better dan stoopid joba
      I still hide in da closet ... I am jus sayin

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  3. That is one cute dog, Jeter! I think he looks like a barker too!

    Knead On ~

    Calvin

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  4. he is sumwut uvva barker ... but not all da time

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  5. Oh, we like dogs. 3 of us are dogs. We don't hide in the closet. We annoy them. So come out of the closet and thank what's his name for not being Joba. Just sayin.

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    1. good advice ... I will try dat. by da way ... Izzit easier now widowt da werd verificashun? jus wunderin

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  6. a woofie invasion, glad he left.

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    1. he will be back ... prepare to hide in da closet

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  7. Hiding is a good strategy until you know if he's a nice d-o-g. Those d-o-gs can be tricky. A good whap on the nose (clawrs out) sometimes keeps them in line. Not that we'd know anything about that. heh

    EG

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    1. in fact I did da what on da nose thing, felt guilty, an hid in da closet
      Duhr

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  8. Oh, dear! A Harris gettin' a d-o-g, indeed! I feel for you, my friend. But it does sound like Reggie Jackson has the potential to become a friend. And there's the cute factor -- just sayin'. We've had dee.oh.gee visitors, too ... two are the humans' grand-dogs -- a chihuahua, who is OK but yappy, and a cockeranian, who is just nutzo. We've also known sweet Ginger, a shar pei-golden retriever who has since gone to the Bridge. She liked cats.

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  9. ok ... I will admit it ... reggie iz cute ... but he will havta pay hiz duez

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  10. When that Damned Dog Butters shows up here, I hide in the closet, too. When he leaves, I barf on everything. Hence...he hasn't been here in a very long time. Maybe you should try that. Hork onto the things your people love.

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  11. hmmmmm. Barf! Wutta grate idea! Thanks dood!

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  12. Well, we aren't a very good judge of whether a woofie is cute or not, but Meowm assures us he is indeed cute. We are appalled for your family. How could they step out of the norm and get a woofie instead of a kitty? Sometimes the universe makes weird things happen.

    We do hope you get used to him so you don't have to hide in the closet all the time. And making him pay his dues is definitely the thing to do!

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