u may or mayen't know dat i havva squillion. hiz name iz laffin an he haz been wid me fer sum time.
a wile back, mi squillion hadda accident uv sortz an he lost part uv hiz face. thankz to mi grate frend Karen Nichols, he now warez a hello kitty bandage wich, by da way, makez him look very distingwished.
laffin spendz hiz dayz sittin by da kitchen sink an overseez da washin uv da dishez.
az u can see, he still lookz up to me.
yer commentz regardin dat d-o-g, Reggie Jackson, were interestin an sumwut helpful. i will take dem into considerashun nex time he vizitz (wich cood be nex weekend ... duhr.)
fer yer infermashun, itz not jus d-o-gz dat send me runnin into da closet! anything cood send me there. i hav to say dat widowt much werk at all i am able to get my fur on almost any article uv clothing and mi mom iz alwayz very happy to find dat she haz brot a small reminder of me to da skool on her nice black slackz or dark colored skirtz.
i am alwayz happy to put a smile on her face.
i am jus sayin.